Strange Brew by John Deering for December 19, 2023

And those thousand islands you own in the Gulf?

It’s okay. The lite stuff is gross anyway.

Lite dressing: Made with lightning bugs?

Great hats, John.

He lost and left feeling bleu.

Aww c’mon! It’s only lite, not the good stuff!

You can bet the ranch dressing. I don’t care for it.

A poker game in a saloon, a classic old west vinaigrette.

Could be worse, he could be betting his Thousand Islands….

All right. Who’s been eating the Bleu Cheese dressing?

He can afford to. He has ten gallons of it in his hat.

That’s all he’s got left since he bet the farm.

This is a solid hand. I’m not betting lite.

Ha! Guess he ran out of lettuce.

it’s okay…they’ll never find the ranch, cuz………

Judging from color scheme he’s “Lucky” Luke, he’ll be fine…

If he loses, he’s going to get quite the dressing down