9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for December 23, 2023

Let’s say you sentence me first, and then, if you do it right, I will give you a great, surefire can’t miss stock tip. You mess up, and it’s Coors Light all the way.

Ironically, he’ll have way fewer once he’s “inside”…

Buy low, sell high.

Already gave them to Nancy.

Buy low, sell high?

Just because it may have been illegal for the accused man to have used insider information for insider trading does not necessarily mean that it would be illegal for the judge to use that inside information.

Do your training on the sidewalk; that way, you aren’t inside when you trade.

Here comes the Judge, Clarence?

Sure, but I’d need a commision of two years less…

The judge’s last name wouldn’t be Thomas by any chance??

Must have been in front of our supreme court. No honesty, just personal gain. Kind a broke politician after 20 years in office, except the SCOUS id for life. Sad

yep