Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 27, 2023

No matter what you do Ziggy, you won’t be able to fool the scale like that.

You cannot trick an Honest Weight scale with dishonest tactics.

Now a George Santos scale will tell you what you want to hear, start a gofundme website to help you lose weight and abscond with the money to a federal prison.

Ziggy, you need some helium balloons.

Five extra pounds for trying so hard.

Been trying to do that since the Christmas buffet I had.

Want to lose weight, move to the moon!

Ziggy, meet physics. Physics, meet Ziggy.

Zig, you’re supposed to stand OFF and put one toe on, lol!

Join the crowd, Ziggy. I keep one leg off the scale to fantasize what I would like my weight to be!

Wish that worked.

This will only work if you stand on the right foot.

Try one foot on the scale and one foot on the floor.

Nice try, Zig. Nice try. Mr Wilson, this is great. Thanks for the laugh.

I’ve tried that Ziggy, sadly it doesn’t work :-(

At home I never weigh be too depressing, when I go to Dr. they weigh and still depressing.Too much holiday weight I worked on to slim down comes back up.

Not gonna help, Ziggy.