Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 13, 2024

Chili today, but hot tamale…..

What’s going to come out of the end? He may have a tailwind if he flies! As Popeye once described a rocket, with “jet revulsion”!

But he doesn’t wear denim because the end wouldn’t justify the jeans.

Beans, beans

They’re good for your heart

The more you eat, the more you fart

The more you fart, the better you feel

So eat your beans at every meal.

Why is it called chilly, when it’s served hot?

Real chili does not have beans.

It works as well the other way around: “The end justifies the beans.”

He’ll have to justify something… and soon!

I have enough trouble with ’Wendy’s’ chili, I’m not going to push my luck with Roz’s ! ! ! !

I’m glad to see there is something on Roz’s menu that the customers like.

So I’ve heard it said, Cosmo.

Ain’t it the truth tho!

Chili today. Hot Tamale.

Well, the beans do affect the end.

That’s not all they do to the end.

They justify the end and make it noisy.

GAS!!!

Beans have nothing to do with real chili.

cosmo’s full of beans today…

As the song says, “If you know beans about chili, you’ll know that chili has no beans.” :)

chili pepper

In Texas, chills doesn’t have beens. At least that’s what Sheldon Cooper says.