“Pay up your bank loan, or else!!”
From Not Always Right: The Pen Is Mightier Than The Tantrum
I am in line behind this guy at the drive-thru bank. He’s driving an expensive luxury car.
Customer: “I’m making a deposit.”
The teller starts writing something down as he works.
Customer: “That’s a nice pen. Can I have it?”
Teller: “No. It’s mine.”
Customer: “Fine. Then I am coming inside and taking all of the money out of all of my accounts.”
And he screeches around the corner, parks in the disabled bay, and marches in. I am now speaking to the teller.
Me: “Did that really just happen?”
Teller: “This is a Mont Blanc given to me by my now-passed grandmother. I never let this out of my sight.”
Me: “Yeah, it was crazy of him to ask for that. Is he really closing all his accounts?”
Teller: “It looks like it! My manager looks happy; we’ve been trying to lose this jerk for years.”
(Mont Blanc pens range in price from $270 to $3270)
My bank app was just updated. Now it won’t run on my old android OS.
Loretta may be about to commit a Roughing the Husband penalty.
. . . and I just called my last Time Out . . .
Eh, two minutes is plenty of time.
TV timeout?
FOUL.
Just set the device down and back away slowly…
Haha! (＾▽＾) Doubt it means anything good!
snsurone76 10 months ago
“Pay up your bank loan, or else!!”
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
From Not Always Right: The Pen Is Mightier Than The Tantrum
I am in line behind this guy at the drive-thru bank. He’s driving an expensive luxury car.
Customer: “I’m making a deposit.”
The teller starts writing something down as he works.
Customer: “That’s a nice pen. Can I have it?”
Teller: “No. It’s mine.”
Customer: “Fine. Then I am coming inside and taking all of the money out of all of my accounts.”
And he screeches around the corner, parks in the disabled bay, and marches in. I am now speaking to the teller.
Me: “Did that really just happen?”
Teller: “This is a Mont Blanc given to me by my now-passed grandmother. I never let this out of my sight.”
Me: “Yeah, it was crazy of him to ask for that. Is he really closing all his accounts?”
Teller: “It looks like it! My manager looks happy; we’ve been trying to lose this jerk for years.”
(Mont Blanc pens range in price from $270 to $3270)
nosirrom 10 months ago
My bank app was just updated. Now it won’t run on my old android OS.
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
Loretta may be about to commit a Roughing the Husband penalty.
Paul D Premium Member 10 months ago
. . . and I just called my last Time Out . . .
Brilliant_Birdie 10 months ago
Eh, two minutes is plenty of time.
ericlscott creator 10 months ago
TV timeout?
CR2024 10 months ago
FOUL.
Moonkey Premium Member 10 months ago
Just set the device down and back away slowly…
ToneeRhianRose 8 months ago
Haha! (＾▽＾) Doubt it means anything good!