“Pay up your bank loan, or else!!”
From Not Always Right: The Pen Is Mightier Than The Tantrum
I am in line behind this guy at the drive-thru bank. He’s driving an expensive luxury car.
Customer: “I’m making a deposit.”
The teller starts writing something down as he works.
Customer: “That’s a nice pen. Can I have it?”
Teller: “No. It’s mine.”
Customer: “Fine. Then I am coming inside and taking all of the money out of all of my accounts.”
And he screeches around the corner, parks in the disabled bay, and marches in. I am now speaking to the teller.
Me: “Did that really just happen?”
Teller: “This is a Mont Blanc given to me by my now-passed grandmother. I never let this out of my sight.”
Me: “Yeah, it was crazy of him to ask for that. Is he really closing all his accounts?”
Teller: “It looks like it! My manager looks happy; we’ve been trying to lose this jerk for years.”
(Mont Blanc pens range in price from $270 to $3270)
My bank app was just updated. Now it won’t run on my old android OS.
Loretta may be about to commit a Roughing the Husband penalty.
. . . and I just called my last Time Out . . .
Eh, two minutes is plenty of time.
TV timeout?
FOUL.
Just set the device down and back away slowly…
Haha! (＾▽＾) Doubt it means anything good!
snsurone76 9 months ago
“Pay up your bank loan, or else!!”
Yakety Sax 9 months ago
From Not Always Right: The Pen Is Mightier Than The Tantrum
I am in line behind this guy at the drive-thru bank. He’s driving an expensive luxury car.
Customer: “I’m making a deposit.”
The teller starts writing something down as he works.
Customer: “That’s a nice pen. Can I have it?”
Teller: “No. It’s mine.”
Customer: “Fine. Then I am coming inside and taking all of the money out of all of my accounts.”
And he screeches around the corner, parks in the disabled bay, and marches in. I am now speaking to the teller.
Me: “Did that really just happen?”
Teller: “This is a Mont Blanc given to me by my now-passed grandmother. I never let this out of my sight.”
Me: “Yeah, it was crazy of him to ask for that. Is he really closing all his accounts?”
Teller: “It looks like it! My manager looks happy; we’ve been trying to lose this jerk for years.”
(Mont Blanc pens range in price from $270 to $3270)
nosirrom 8 months ago
My bank app was just updated. Now it won’t run on my old android OS.
phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago
Loretta may be about to commit a Roughing the Husband penalty.
Paul D Premium Member 8 months ago
. . . and I just called my last Time Out . . .
Brilliant_Birdie 8 months ago
Eh, two minutes is plenty of time.
ericlscott creator 8 months ago
TV timeout?
CR2024 8 months ago
FOUL.
Moonkey Premium Member 8 months ago
Just set the device down and back away slowly…
ToneeRhianRose 6 months ago
Haha! (＾▽＾) Doubt it means anything good!