1 and Done by Eric Scott for December 15, 2023

No wonder we’re all so screwed up. From lemons we came and to sourpuss lemons we return.

There’s probably a Broadway musical in that concept.

Are we sure it wasn’t the other way around?

And the world is juiced, by God.

And we are the lemonade. Some with sugar, some without.

“If life gives you poop, make poop juice.” -Max Cannon

… thus giving Him a zest for life!

From which he made humans. That would explain a lot.

And then He squeezed the day.

So THATS why some people are so bitter! eww

Pucker up Big guy the creativity is about to begin!

And so was the beginning of lemonade.

Few people know the first pie in the face was a lemon meringue pie. The curd of mankind.