Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 21, 2024

That’s what voicemail is for.

Samuli, loved them both. A watched phone never rings…

Told you a hammer would be next!

The Dark Mood of the Horse?

That theeng always reeng in wrong time.

Standard tub becomes jacuzzi with proper mixture of hot water and diet!

This always happens when you are unable to answer it.

The call came at 8 A.M.

Last three panels: “MMM …” … “GRRR …” … “MMM …”

I must be lazier than Horace… I would’ve had the hammer and phone by the side of the tub.

I can’t tell you how many times this has happened! You pace, you wait, and finally you just give up…

I waited for a package from 10:00 am to 11:00 pm it still hadn’t arrived! I finally said, if someone steals it …OH WELL! I went to bed!

It came about 1:30 AM…I just got it in the morning, when I got a notice it “was delivered”! ☹️☹️☹️

Spent the next two days wondering where they hide the camera that lets them know the exact time to call.

Don’t really blame you, Horace.

C1 – Middle name shulda been “Elevator”…!

C2 – That wasn’t the Vet. The caller was from Verizon offering a deal on new phones…!

Funny! The light from the window could be moving along the wall to show the day is passing

I read that as between G and 5.

“Since you were unavailable to answer, we’ve rescheduled you for next month.

okay, now the Sugarloaf song is running in my head… “…He said Hello and put me on hold — to say the least the cat was cold… ♬”

This is what voicemail is for. If it’s important, they’d leave a message. Or just try again later.

or they try to leave a message and can’t because i didn’t clear out my old messages.

To reschedule press star, followed by, pound! pound! pound!

Great gag and staging! Very clever. LOL

Jump out of bath and sprint to phone. “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

My hour for receiving calls is 3 PM. If I’m expecting them. Otherwise the phone is off.