F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 29, 2023

A BS in gender studies! Great, we need a CEO.

Better hurry, AI will learn that too.

You’ll be hired to make towel swans for cruise lines.

Must have attended an Ivy League school.

“If you think that’s impressive, check out this song I play with my armpit.”

After that we’ll see how things unfold.

Right after he was hired, the company folded.

He will be critical to the next generation of James Webb telescopes.

Look how quickly I can make a jester’s hat!