Close to Home by John McPherson for December 27, 2023

with the size of them, good thing they are not suppositories!

If I don’t swallow them. They’re free right ?

I hope Bleeb doesn’t swallow any of the little blue pills in the bottle in front of him!

Close!

MIT engineers;

“Engineers develop a vibrating, ingestible capsule that might help treat obesity”

If she thinks those capsules are big, just wait ’til she sees the size of her receipt.

Whew! I’m glad he finished that with: you juggle them!

… ‘cause I sure thought that was headin’ in another direction!

I thought the main ingredient was jumping beans.

I wonder what drug the pharmacist is on?

Looks like great cardio

Looks like she’d rather have the kind you swallow. HA!

Hilarious! And much safer than juggling dessert Forks.

Better than juggling chainsaws I suppose, right Bleeb? :)

Wouldn’t they be even more effective if they were medicine balls?

They might be more effective if she swallowed them, no food could get past them.

AND if you juggle them with your feet, burn double the calories.

This unlocked a memory: I dreamt a couple nights ago that I figured out how to juggle.

This sounds like my Twenty Pound Fork Diet that never caught on. :)