Kliban by B. Kliban for December 22, 2023

Have you tried rebooting it?

We have some more that will be in next week.

Didn’t he have another comic (set up like an English lesson, as I recall) that reads “A-las, the ma-don-na does not func-tion”?

Some smart-a$$ kids rigged the offering box to play “Like a Virgin.”

You should be able to put a nickel in a coin slot to have your prayer heard.

And you would know because?

“Alas, the Madonna does not function”

“We should get another shipment of order this afternoon.”

But, I have an alternative method we can try in the back .

“So I asked this God a question

and by way of firm reply,

He said, ’I’m not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.’ "

—Ian Anderson

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=JZ-79fwassg

What is that coming out of baby Jesus’s chest, or is that supposed to be hands folded in prayer?

That priest is out of order. Kick ‘em in the nads, granny.

We’ve called a Madonna repairman who should be here later today.

You pray to the Madonna for help with a major crisis in your life, or to give thanks for a blessing. And, no, She is never out of order.

Merry Christmas everyone! ☺️