Look like Jimmy has kidnapped Santa and his reindeers and then stolen his ride too. No sign of presents too. Must be hoarding em or sold em off already. No wonders nobody is like Jimmy.
Hmmm, how come Jimmy doesn’t have his Santa hat on, like when he was a mall Santa? Oh well, it’s Heathcliff, so Merry Garbage Day to all Heathcliff fans!
SHAKEDOWNVILLE 9 months ago
The “grog” prince.
SHAKEUPVILLE 9 months ago
A friend “yule” need
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 9 months ago
Igor the red-eyed fruit fly
Had some very shiny eyes
And if you ever saw it
You would cry “Oh my! Oh my!”
All of the other sleigh flies
Used to laugh and say “Buzz off!”
They never let poor Igor
Get married with a “Mazel tov”
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Jimmy came to say
“Igor, with your eyes so bright
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the rest flies loved him
But soon they shouted out with loudly
’Cause Igor the red-eyed fruit fly
Got down in an ‘ugly swatter’ ceremony
angelolady Premium Member 9 months ago
Bring in the bugs, or take them some little cups.
top cat james 9 months ago
I’d say this is Gallagher’s gag gift to the readers, but there’d have to be an actual gag.
Gent 9 months ago
Look like Jimmy has kidnapped Santa and his reindeers and then stolen his ride too. No sign of presents too. Must be hoarding em or sold em off already. No wonders nobody is like Jimmy.
philwinn 9 months ago
Jimmy has a good racket going on. Promises flies he will not eat them if they taxi him around wherever he wants to go.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 9 months ago
Suppose Calvin got her tail caught in the vacuum, would she still enjoy it?
lemonbaskt 9 months ago
what about the slug and the musk ox ?
pripley 9 months ago
Hmmm, how come Jimmy doesn’t have his Santa hat on, like when he was a mall Santa? Oh well, it’s Heathcliff, so Merry Garbage Day to all Heathcliff fans!
tpeyer Premium Member 9 months ago
Home run!!
jwarrenphd 9 months ago
Merry Christmas Heathcliff!
michael3114 9 months ago
Jimmy needs to play Frogger in real life.
anncorr339 9 months ago
Jimmy the frog is Father Christmas that is going to far
Izzy Moreno 9 months ago
Jimmy’s Santa? Christmas is ruined.