Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for December 30, 2023

Later, they will play “peng” pong.

If you is does that then you is get arrested for animal abuse of using penguins to pulls sled.

How romantic!

Engage in pointless incoherent nonsense? Lucky you.

You think she would be satisfied after he bought them those lovely matching snow boots fromTarget for Christmas??

At least it’s quicker than a slug.

They’re going to visit Opus!

Everyone knows you need six penguins. If it was six penguins it would be ok. But four just ain’t enough to pull anything Heathcliff is in, let alone Sonja too.

Not since we got too big to fit in the sled.

Home run

Due to the severe shortage of harness trained flightless birds.

If Santa Claus lived at the south pole instead of the north . . .