Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 27, 2023

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 11 months ago

    At 73 I started loving garlic…can’t get enough now

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    juncarlo  11 months ago

    Also in Italy there are a lot of churches and priests.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 11 months ago

    I vant to be Zabaione.

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    Zykoic  11 months ago

    That’s funny!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  11 months ago

    Pore thang.

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    BigDaveGlass  11 months ago

    And his name is Casano-nova……

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    markkahler52  11 months ago

    But what about the Vampiric allergy to garlic?!

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    John M  11 months ago

    I though Vampires just spread the rumour they were afraid of garlic so it masked the smells of the peasants homes

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    jslabotnik  11 months ago

    It’s actually death that can be hard

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    jagedlo  11 months ago

    So instead of the tuxedo and cape, he decided to go with some Italian clothing?

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    Awww….

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago

    Remember the days when saying someone or something sucked in school would get you a three day suspension? You don’t? Well… The❤️Count can’t say The❤️Count is surprised. And The❤️Count does not think we are any the better for it. And Get off The❤️Count’s Lawn.

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    bookworm0812  11 months ago

    Is there a genetically modified version of garlic that won’t be harmful to vampires?

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    1ecrae  11 months ago

    VAMPIRES ARE CREATURES OF DISEASE.GARLIC IS A NATURAL ANTIBOTIC, THAT WILL DESTROY HIM!

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    Goat from PBS  11 months ago

    That’s rough. Garlic bread is so good.

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    geese28  11 months ago

    There’s also lasagna…

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    UlrigJaeger Premium Member 11 months ago

    I feel sorry for him. So long as your not allergic, garlic is great on and in so many things. Slightly different was my aunts allergy. She was allergic to the seeds of strawberries. No one has found a way yet to de-seed those things.

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    BiathlonNut  11 months ago

    I got bitten by a lone star tick and subsequently developed a red meat allergy. Of course I only found out that I was allergic when being hauled off in an ambulance in anaphylactic shock. Funny thing was that I knew what caused the problem since I had just read a science fiction story about some radical vegans who were attempting to cause the same reaction with mosquito bites.

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    I'm Sad  11 months ago

    Hey! It’s the “My Dad Is Dracula” guy!

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    rockyridge1977  11 months ago

    Maybe a blood transfusion would help……quickly!!!!!!

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    pamela welch Premium Member 11 months ago

    LOLOL – Aww, poor Italian Vampire :-(

    It sux not being able to eat garlic

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    Love it!

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    Brian  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Not all Italians are big fans of garlic, especially in large amounts. I sometimes see YouTube cooking videos with a young couple. She’s from Italy, but doesn’t really like it much. Often she puts a peeled clove in olive oil and cooks it for a short time, then throws the garlic out. That’s all there is for the whole dish.

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    Lupin III  11 months ago

    Ironic for a vampire to say “you all suck!” Which is pretty much what vampires make their living doing.

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