Remember the days when saying someone or something sucked in school would get you a three day suspension? You don’t? Well… The❤️Count can’t say The❤️Count is surprised. And The❤️Count does not think we are any the better for it. And Get off The❤️Count’s Lawn.
I feel sorry for him. So long as your not allergic, garlic is great on and in so many things. Slightly different was my aunts allergy. She was allergic to the seeds of strawberries. No one has found a way yet to de-seed those things.
I got bitten by a lone star tick and subsequently developed a red meat allergy. Of course I only found out that I was allergic when being hauled off in an ambulance in anaphylactic shock. Funny thing was that I knew what caused the problem since I had just read a science fiction story about some radical vegans who were attempting to cause the same reaction with mosquito bites.
Not all Italians are big fans of garlic, especially in large amounts. I sometimes see YouTube cooking videos with a young couple. She’s from Italy, but doesn’t really like it much. Often she puts a peeled clove in olive oil and cooks it for a short time, then throws the garlic out. That’s all there is for the whole dish.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 7 months ago
At 73 I started loving garlic…can’t get enough now
juncarlo 7 months ago
Also in Italy there are a lot of churches and priests.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 7 months ago
I vant to be Zabaione.
jasonsnakelover 7 months ago
Yeah garlic is good.
Zykoic 7 months ago
That’s funny!
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 7 months ago
Pore thang.
DaveG1960 7 months ago
And his name is Casano-nova……
markkahler52 7 months ago
But what about the Vampiric allergy to garlic?!
John M 7 months ago
I though Vampires just spread the rumour they were afraid of garlic so it masked the smells of the peasants homes
jslabotnik 7 months ago
It’s actually death that can be hard
jagedlo 7 months ago
So instead of the tuxedo and cape, he decided to go with some Italian clothing?
ladykat 7 months ago
Awww….
Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago
Remember the days when saying someone or something sucked in school would get you a three day suspension? You don’t? Well… The❤️Count can’t say The❤️Count is surprised. And The❤️Count does not think we are any the better for it. And Get off The❤️Count’s Lawn.
bookworm0812 7 months ago
Is there a genetically modified version of garlic that won’t be harmful to vampires?
1ecrae 7 months ago
VAMPIRES ARE CREATURES OF DISEASE.GARLIC IS A NATURAL ANTIBOTIC, THAT WILL DESTROY HIM!
Goat from PBS 7 months ago
That’s rough. Garlic bread is so good.
geese28 7 months ago
There’s also lasagna…
UlrigJaeger Premium Member 7 months ago
I feel sorry for him. So long as your not allergic, garlic is great on and in so many things. Slightly different was my aunts allergy. She was allergic to the seeds of strawberries. No one has found a way yet to de-seed those things.
BiathlonNut 7 months ago
I got bitten by a lone star tick and subsequently developed a red meat allergy. Of course I only found out that I was allergic when being hauled off in an ambulance in anaphylactic shock. Funny thing was that I knew what caused the problem since I had just read a science fiction story about some radical vegans who were attempting to cause the same reaction with mosquito bites.
I'm Sad 7 months ago
Hey! It’s the “My Dad Is Dracula” guy!
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
Maybe a blood transfusion would help……quickly!!!!!!
pamela welch Premium Member 7 months ago
LOLOL – Aww, poor Italian Vampire :-(
It sux not being able to eat garlic
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
Love it!
Brian Premium Member 7 months ago
Not all Italians are big fans of garlic, especially in large amounts. I sometimes see YouTube cooking videos with a young couple. She’s from Italy, but doesn’t really like it much. Often she puts a peeled clove in olive oil and cooks it for a short time, then throws the garlic out. That’s all there is for the whole dish.
Lupin III 7 months ago
Ironic for a vampire to say “you all suck!” Which is pretty much what vampires make their living doing.