The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 27, 2023

LOL!! That’s a good thing, Brutus, since you still have your coat. There are upsides to being a born loser.

My favorite video regarding porch pirates was an air powered device that fires dog poop when the box is opened.

It’s your lucky day.

Red?

That’s not surprising since he looks like Les Nessman without the bandage on his forehead.

I feel that way whenever I go into a store and find that they’re no longer carrying a product I like.

Totally understandable!

Definition of Porch Pirates: Neighborhood shoplifters that are too lazy to actually go to a store.

Our hapless hero is victimized twice. Once when the package was stolen, then by the habiliments rebuke when the coat is discarded.

LOL! I’m sure it’s a very nice coat, Brutus.

Check out the videos of the glitter bombs left for porch pirates and car burglars

Just an afterthought, I was too busy yesterday and Christmas so I missed it here!

Did Mother Gargle give him the red sweater for Christmas present? And I sure hope the porch pirate didn’t make off with that red sweater!

I have my packages delivered to a pickup location.

Thornapple style saved the day .

it was a clothes call…

Thief saw the tag size 46 extra extra short.

They were probably not looking for any clothes at all, Brutus. They were probably hoping for Ipads and Android pads and such, something to hock.

Great gag! Only a born loser would have worse taste than thieves.

Just a lucky guy sometimes. Usually, stuff is never recovered. I guess those crooks had very poor taste…..

Years ago, when I lived in an apartment, there was some theft of packages. I packed the week’s garbage in a box, sealed it, and labeled it as shipped. Put it out, and off it went. No more treks to the dumpster.

well that was rude… if they didn’t like it that much they could’ve thrown it away instead of tossing it to the side to be found. :D

Atta boy Brutus…you showed them!!

A victory for poor taste.

Brutus has a natural defense against porch pirates, bad taste.

A win is a win Brutus.

“I got an idea” says Arnie, “why don’t you put an old box with delivery labels fill it with rocks, put it on your porch, or better yet, collect some of Kewpies pies and fill the box with that too. Don’t make it too heavy”, Brutus replies, “I didn’t know how devilishly clever you are”…

Brutus put Mother Gargles fruitcake in a fancy box and leave it on the porch, if the the porch pirates return you will have your revenge.

HA!!

This experience proves that Brutus doesn’t always lose.

Twice this week I have had packages on my porch that were delivered here rather than a neighbor. I carried the first one to them. I texted the second time, and they picked it up. A sticker was blocking the entire address the second time, not sure about the first.