Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 14, 2024

Smile…..you’re on Candid Camera.

An old joke. Didn’t Shoe do this one before?

Hey—who are you calling an old joke?

In all my school pictures I looked like a child, which was never the image that I was going for.

and mug shots.

My passport photo from 1988 was taken a few days after I had given myself a haircut. Surprisingly it didn’t look bad. Then 20 years later I showed it to a friend who remarked, “You had a mullet!”. Until that day I never realized that I had indeed given myself a mullet since I only cut the front where I could actually see the results. My hair in the back was below my shoulders. Seriously, how did I not see that!?

Odd, mine came out okay…

How about the horrible photos they display on monitors at work?

My last picture for my ID and Health card didn’t turn out half bad. I actually have a hint of a smile on my face.

I never understood why people made such a “big to-do” about a Mullet. I thought they were neat. Not like some of the other hair styles they wore then. I hope I live long enough to see when the future generation laugh about how the guys now wear their pants hanging below their a&&es.!!

They always look so “Cheese!!”y.

School photos are part time work until you get a full time government job shooting school or prison photos or work badges.

Sounds about right!

Velly cleber, velly tite, cartoon people…

Oh, yeah!

So THAT’s the reason….

Then why are driver’s license and passport photos always so terrible?