Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 28, 2024

man …. thank goodness she’s not my mother (she would’ve committed suicide already)

“And we are going to be publicizing that fact on our website and in a press release.”

Well, at least after the accident he wasn’t.

That’s why it’s called an accident!

If you are in an accident, the fact that your underwear was clean beforehand will be negated.

“Fortunately, we cut all of his clothes off, and threw them away. All you need to do now, is pay the hospital bill, for our ‘services’, and we’ll keep his dirty little secret”!

I heard a preacher talk about his misadventures before coming to the Lord. He was in traffic accident speeding in a Chevy Covair. The car went airborne corkscrewing in the air. He didn’t receive a scratch. When his mother went to the hospital he confessed, “Mama, it didn’t matter if I had clean underwear on.”

Paramedics cut your clothes off you after a major accident.

Hey Dave—make this into a Mother’s Day card. You will get rich!

Where did she go wrong?

the shame!

He was warned and warned and warned and warned… and see what happened!?!?

The old Bill Cosby routine, underwear doesn’t stay clean when you have an accident. First you say it, then you do it. (Back before we found out he wasn’t as nice as we thought.)

Depending on the accident, his underwear could have been clean!

The underwear was clean before the accident.

The underwear was clean before the accident.

My early life with hand-me-downs.

I was seriously messed up in a car wreck when I was 19; not only was I wearing holey drawers, but to get get to them the ER personnel had undo the safety pin that was holding the broken zipper on my jeans.

Yeah, Mom was properly mortified.

Agh! That is the true horror that my mother always preached about.

Ha! Well then, he’s dead to me – call the underweartaker.

I was in a motorcycle accident in 2016 never had a problem with unclean underwear before or after said accident. I even received a air flight to a larger Hospital without that problem.

Under where??

Underware!!

And I am sorry, the newspapers already got the story.

A phobia I’ve never understood. And until this cartoon, I’ve only heard of it being applied to women/girls. (Misogyny rules, eh?)

There was no car involved, but there were skid marks.

Maybe he lost it in Luann’s dryer? (See today’s Luann strip.)