Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 29, 2023

And wasted.

Dibs on his hat!!!

Do not build your snowman in or too close to a street or driveway …

… unless you want this to happen.

I’d be at his party except for one thing: all the girls going to it are frigid.

My parents always reminded us to not play in the road. Guess they were right.

He was always a bit of a slush.

Drunk drivers cause most damage to snowmen!

This same comic could be done with a bunch of Jack O’ Lanterns. “It’s not a party until someone gets smashed.”

I don’t know – looks like a snow job to me

Good thing it’s an outdoor party.

Or smashed!!

Like “The Far Side” meets “Calvin and Hobbes.”

Oh, yikes!

He just wanted to loosen up a little.

Who’s holding his beer?

These guys party hard, until the temperature goes up.