Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 04, 2024

Bride’s ready for till death do you part.

OED defines wine as fermented grape juice. So the cat is being jipped.

Apparently, Jenny was just dying to get married.

I wonder how that Greek tradition started…who thought that up? " Hey, I know! Let’s cover a door with honey then have the bride throw a pomegranate at it …"?

Where can I get that cat wine?

“My Big Fat Sticky Greek Wedding”…

I spoil my cat but I draw the line on buying him wine.

Those crazy kids! They checked all the boxes. Did they drink beer from a wooden cup, too?

The party wasn’t over until Honey and Pomegranate receded.

I guess most wedding vows do say “until death do us part.” Seems like she’s just looking ahead.

Jenny & Chris are now proud owners of a double-wide….coffin.

They must use paint brushes to cover those doors with honey, so it’s a good side job for painters during the wet season

Hmmmmm. I believe they left the part about the pomegranate out of MyBig, Fat, Greek Wedding.

https://metro.Co.uk/2015/06/02/meet-the-bride-who-turned-up-to-her-wedding-in-a-closed-coffin-5225925/

I tend to find goth chicks hot, but this would weird me out.

Jenny,isn’t that carrying “till death do us part” a little too far?

The ‘pomme’ is another story….

The ‘granite’ is self-explanatory

OGDEN NASH

Is it really wine if it’s not made with grapes?