Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 09, 2024

He’s a real tool.

I have experienced that.

And a few screws loose, too.

Cat-fishing

Are there sardine can sharks?

Couple more cocktails & they’ll both be hammered…

I saw a similar comic using this same gag a few days ago. Wish I could remember which one it was.

Points for trying so hard!

Hit the nail right on the head!

But he looks so cute!

She never would have noticed if it were a ball peen.

He needs a mako•ver.

Is that like dying your hair blonde?

But that is how he self identifies.

In Florida we also have “Bonnet Sharks.” There should be a gag somewhere about a female bonnet dating a male hammerhead. Someone write one.

He’s just another poser.

im almost sure another strip did this joke last week but i forgot who

As she hammers it home!

Nailed it!

“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

Looks like she has a bone to pick with him – but sharks have no bones.

He said he was a ball peen hammer shark.

Now fix him a screwdriver and whisper sweet nothings into his gills

After dinner, they’re off to a show on the Great White Way.

now that made me laugh

after this date he’ll just go out and get hammered…

He has that, in case he gets to nail her.