Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 27, 2023

How color less.

I have a nogging acquaintance with nutmeg.

Colourful speech.

I think sponge misters were taken off the market around the Summer of ’39. Meg did attempt a poisoning of her then beau, a certain nut with a Scandinavian aire to his moniker. This became known amongst locals as “The Ticket.”

“Waitress, this coffee tastes like turpentine!” “Oh I’m sorry sir, I must have given you tea. Our coffee tastes like kerosene!”

The Dysfunct-Sims.

‘Are you threatening me with a sponge?’

Ooooh!! Death by cause of sponge is about the most-least threatening one I’ve ever heard!!

Though the 3-D effects are minimal…

….this is a 3-D cartoon…

…next year: root beer…

…but this year…

…I gave my son…

…of 34 years of age…

…nine different orange sodas…

…for Christmas…

…one major brand…

…had an after taste that tasted similar to freezer burn…

…of course…

…I’m not talking Nehi…

…there…

…and I can see number 2 pencil for rootbeer…

…but the real difficulty in selling rootbeer in Europe is number 1…

…it seems rootbeer has a taste that corresponds to the smell of urinal cakes across the pond…

…two words: …

…sponge thing…

…toxic shock…

…uncle George…

…and if you read between the lines…

…inhale what is not said in any given Frog Applause…

…you will realize that electric sheep do not dream…

…and are stuck on Hi & Lois…

… I said you have to read between the lines! …

…{ geez…

… you’ll never be ready for The Bible ¡ } …

is it just me? or is the whole world nutty?

One day at the farmers’ market.

The first scene from the most recent high-budget multiplex horror extravaganza: “Return of the Son of the Ubiquitous Pumpkin Spice.” (This time it’s personal!)

Who knew that ordering lunch would be such a trip?

https://naturespoisons.Com/2014/03/20/myristicin-trippin-on-nutmeg/

Nutmeg intoxication is a hairsbreadth from nutmeg poisoning.

Primary, my dear Watson, simply primary …!

I’m doing cartwheels over you; must be the nutmeg.

Sponge Bob with Root Beer absorbing in #2 pencil makes A Nut outta Meg.

Three mutually accusatory crackpot cart-pushers! One wonders what else they might be pushing (nutmeg?)….

On the other hand, “root beer, sponges, and nutmeg” could be the core lyric of a novelty tune (like Jim Stafford’s “Spiders and Snakes”).

https://tinyurl.Com/kndkr65

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