Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 04, 2024

Great name Dipthong.

Dipthong is a dipstick.

LOL, DAVE!

Not too sure about this one. Who might he have in that locked back basement room?

…and you guys quit pooping in there!

anxiously awaiting the Jordan Dipthong documentary on MTV…

Ooo, ooo, band name — Jordan Diphthong and the Linguistics!

I remember his old band… The Ointments!

Wonder if he’s referred to as “Dip.”

Hopefully he will never have a trophy wife.

You’re in trouble now, Jordan!

He could have said “…on my shelf”, then we see 2 urns on the mantle. cringe.

This will be on his criminal record.

wonder what dippy thong he thang

While phonetic, he’s just a plain dip.

If you want another birthday card with five bucks in it you’d better let them go – now!

If he branches out into acting, he’ll need to build more trophy cases for the Emmys, Oscars, and Tonys.

When they get out of there, I’m sure they’ll tend to his dipthong….what a twit!

He’s also got a few Oscars in the spare room.

That Dipthong “boy” IS a diphthong …!