Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 10, 2024

It gets overwhelming, I see.

Think, not act guys.

They all need to exercise more, Pilates of the Caribbean……

If they come across any real pirates, they’ll get jolly rogered!

How do pirates cover their booty?

Plunderwear.

Did you hear about the pirate who had trouble with the alphabet?

He always got lost at sea!

Arrgh! ! !

Waiting for the very model of a model Major General.

Nice going, Rod…maybe next time be a little clearer in how you express things!

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

They is learns the fine arrr’t of pirating eh.

Two of the pirates look like they could be Hagar’s cousins

yep….this is like Barney Fife and his deputies!

The HMS IRS.

Aaaarrr! And speak like them.

Easy. Work for the govt.

These buffoons wouldn’t make good porch pirates!

They got the beards, so that’s a step in the right direction.

and uh, how’s that working out so far… :J

Go after the Houthi and Somolai pirates! Letters of Marquis in hand!

Is it working?

Yo ho ho and a bottle of ginger ale.