Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 11, 2024

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    Scorpio Premium Member 11 months ago

    Snowball fight rules do not mention the method of propulsion

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    BigDaveGlass  11 months ago

    He was gunning for you, Rod………..

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    littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago

    Too bad Ukraine & Russia can’t use this for ammunition in their war, instead of high explosives.

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    The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago

    Calvin wants his snow cannon back.

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    figuratively speaking  11 months ago

    There are only two rules in snowball fights. No rocks and be very careful who you hit with a slushball.

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    One of the 12 monkeys  11 months ago

    It’s called a masterclass Rodney !

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    walstib Premium Member 11 months ago

    How about puffed wheat? Cue the 1812 Overture.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago

    Calvin needs one of those.

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    dbrucepm  11 months ago

    get the automatic version: boom, boom, boom ,boom!

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    blairleroys Premium Member 11 months ago

    If you weren’t standing two feet in front of the cannon he couldn’t have hit you.

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    jagedlo  11 months ago

    You may need to check the rulebook again, Rod!

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    fgerbil46  11 months ago

    All’s fair in love, war, and snowball fights!

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    Goat from PBS  11 months ago

    All is fair in love and snowball fight.

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    rockyridge1977  11 months ago

    Only for close range???

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    If you want to have fun and want to continue to have snowball fights with your “opponent”, an overwhelming weapon like that should not be used.

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    Frer Squirrel  11 months ago

    What is that snow made of? Carbon dioxide?

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    Chris  11 months ago

    Nonsense! :D

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    Good one, Wiz!

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    geese28  11 months ago

    “I prefer the term ‘superior firepower’” -Garfield

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    Just-me  11 months ago

    Rodney is more of a trebuchet type guy.

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    daleandkristen  11 months ago

    Frostbite in toesies!

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    Mediatech  11 months ago

    Snowball fights have rules?

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    Billy Yank  11 months ago

    This brings “Drummer Hoff” to mind.

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    cbgoldeneagle2  11 months ago

    sounds like fun

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