Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 13, 2024

There will be no damage.

Don’t hold your breath.

The impact will be in very slo-mo!!!

It’s a salt lick!

Give it a push. On a rocket powered sled.

Reminds me of a scene from Futurama.

Eh he will just climbs wall.

It’ll be up and over with no problem. I’ve cut metal screen leaving sharp barbs on the end wrapped it in a cage like circle and surrounded the plant I’ve wanted to protect, works like a charm and no need for poisons.

A snail was in a race in a car whose designation was ‘S’. It was really fast. Everyone kept saying, “Look at that ‘S’ car go!”

Annny day now.

Nice example of a disaster in slow motion. Like global warming, MAGA-type movements, fast food. In this case, though, the crash-test snail may live to slime another day.

You have just enough time for a nap.

LOL!!

He’ll end up with a dummy ache.

I like how the wall needs support to brace it from the impact.

A tap test dummy.

No S car jokes so far.

Squish!

Myth Busters could have done a whole show on that one.