9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for January 03, 2024

I enjoy kale, Brussel sprouts, and um, carrots. Can’t stand coffee, so we can keep that one, right?

Life?

And… We’re back. There’s no 31 January, but the others are there.

every thing I like is illegal, immoral or fating

Stop taking his health insurance provider. Cash only now.

Oh, also forgot coffee. Sims is experiencing hellonearth.

Does Sims like women?…. There goes his sex life!

What else do I enjoy? Umm, exercise!

Well, I did enjoy breathing…

Umm…doctor bills?

Find some new things to enjoy.

Dr.: If you quit drinking, smoking, eating healthy, and chasing women, you will live to be over 100.

Patient: If I have to give up all those things, why would I want too?

Well Dr. I enjoy going to work…

I enjoy coming to see you Doc. When’s my next appointment?

“Um, marathons?”