Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for January 12, 2024

I suppose it’s too much to hope that the button actually springs the trap early.

Batman & The Riddler

I’d love to “press to turn trap off”… assuming that “trap” refers to that awful music in every fuggin’ commercial I hear, with that hi-hat that sounds like a cross between a rattlesnake and a cicada! (Pardon the old fart rant.)

Quick, before you get drowned in 500 gallons of gazpacho! ( Let Gazpacho Shack cater your next affair)

dun-a dun-a dun-a dun-a … BAT MAAAAAAN!

It seems like the bad guy often looks like an evil Conan O’Brien.

Tune in next time: Same Bat time. Same Bat channel.

Are you mocking the 1966 Batman TV show, which was itself an over-the-top parody of superhero comic books? Parodying a parody results in a 15 yard penalty.

It’s smart to drop a cage on him so he can’t escape once he is dead from impalement.

At the risk of receiving negative replies about continuing jokes, Ridiculous-Plot-Contrivance-Man received his powers when he was bitten by a Ridiculous-Plot-Contrivance at a school science fair.

Of course, the villain only resorts to the needlessly complicated trap-with-a-loophole after unsuccessfully trying to talk our hero to death. :)