The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 11, 2024

Can’t those two say ANYTHING complimentary??

- I knew a preacher who would say “I will be in brevity” and I knew that meant an even longer sermon than usual!

And when the sermon is done, Leroy shouts “Thank you…for stopping”

I don’t think there is a scale sold that would weigh two adults at once. At least not one you’d find in a store.

Panel 1: I’d shout “Hallelujah,” too! P2: okay. I’ll wrap the sweater around your head! P3: Wanna lose weight? Start dancing! P4: You can’t even afford copays anymore P5: Buy it! Those things are worth a lot now if you still have one and it’s in working condition!!

I’ve the little ckhorns

I still don’t know why the Lockhorns don’t burst into flames on consecrated ground.

Maybe I’m just in a good mood, but this is one of the best Sunday Lockhorns in a while. ALL of them are hilarious!

Haha! (＾▽＾)