Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 19, 2024

Probably an ancestor of whoever put the Tribbles in the Quadrotriticale. Or maybe whoever put the ram in the ram a lam a dingdong!

So squirt hot butter on them now

Things are popping tonight!

Now show them a movie.

Sweet or salty?

Don’t scale our walls. Don’t try to come into our castle.

If you do, we will provide you with a delicious treat.

Careful of that boiling hot butter!!

Let’s settle this thing! Dance Off!!

Add corn syrup and it should gum up their armor. It’s a Crackerjack solution!

It was Sir Jiffy…. and we’re calling it Kettle Corn.

Did they remember to add salt to the oil?

There’s not a kernel of truth to that!

New torture: Extra salt, no water.

Someone who was clearly hungry.

They’ll be immobilized when they get a hull stuck in their teeth.

And the finally crushed sea salt!? What the hell?

Kinda surprised that there isn’t a Monty Python reference somewhere in the comments.

It was the kernel’s order!

Housemate had popcorn for lunch.

I like the soldier holding his head! :)

I put some of that imitation butter from the movie theatre on those ladder rungs. Whoopsie doo!!!

Actually, it appears to be working!

Gotta hand it to you, Dave….this one really pops!