B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 17, 2024

Careful, you’ll get him caught in your throat.

Ptui!!!

Talk to the alligator ? Mouth size=10. Ear size .1

The alligator may find negotiating a hard thing to swallow!

Why is it called a “timeless” reptile?

Wonder if he has a frog in his throat, too.

Today’s BC…featuring Al and John…

Someone is getting the bite put on them.

Crunchy on the outside, but tender inside.

Ha, your long lever jaw muscles aren’t strong enough … flip him up and catch him closer to your molars.

Think a minute…..we could be friends for a long time!

Let’s start with the potential for getting a really bad tummy ache.

Is it timeless as infinity?

that’s all a bunch of croc

Nutcracker! Sweet!

(¬_¬)

John and Bird are vacationing in Florida? :)

He’ll break his jaw on your shell.

Quick, call the Dookiebird! (It’s the name of a character in B.C. why are you censoring it?"

We shell see about that…

can we just “END” B.C., like Peanuts ended after Shultz died? Please?

Nutcrocker.

What thing that gets me about a predator that eats turtles is that if would take an incredible bite force to break through the shell.

“This is what I have been doing for millions of years. Why would you want me to break tradition?”

“Better you break tradition than my shell.”

Because they don’t wear watches.