Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for January 19, 2024

Last Simmer just might be the coolest one for the next 125 years………..

Why pay for an expensive drug when you can watch Fox News instead?

Thought it’d be a drug to make people feel cooler. Oh well…

“unable to process information” but do we really need to reinvent TV & the internet?

“…to combat climate change.”

I don’t have enough power to significantly fight it, so I’m hoping to buy a farm in Alaska where I can grow oranges.

/s?

I wonder how they prepared for the Ice Age….

It’s the dumbed down ones that believe in it….

Hmm, you can replace the first vowel with a “u” and that name works just as well. Maybe better.

“Otherwise-informed”

It will sell billions and billions …

Ain’t “Climate anxiety” recorded in the DSM yet? And a few dozens of according new drugs approved? That looks like a job for Pillsbury teams…

Which record, and how far back does it go?

And in recent news…

Banks are fighting limits on overdraft fees.

And oil companies and pharmaceutical companies are trying to get the Supreme Court to void all regulations.

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Because they aren’t making enough money.

I’m not entirely sure what a pharmaceutical company would do about climate change, but I’d love to hear suggestions.