Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 19, 2024

Try “extremely sorry” next time.

It feels like every time I try to say the right thing, you move the goalposts to behind me.

Ah, so pixies are the fantasy world’s ‘Karens’. (Also, nice meta moment there).

Maybe if you try “Marigold is fairly sorry”, instead?

“She’s fairly sorry.” pixies start throwing things. “Maybe I should cool it with the adverbs.” “I strongly agree.”

The Pixies are easily offended, they do have some fairy-like qualities! And she did not mention Tinkerbell!

So they are accusing Phoebe of being fairist? Maybe the fairist of them all?

Ok, now I feel like these pixies only deserve an insincere big-youtuber apology. Anyone got some eye drops and a ukulele?

I suppose trying to correct yourself would only make things worse, would it, Phoebe?

These pixies need their ears checked.

The Pixies are jealous of the tooth Fairy’s fine reputation!

So it’s the “niggardly” of fantasy.

IIRC the Discworld pictsies have a similar temperament.

So, I think I’ll use “pixies” instead of “snowflakes” to describe those of a certain ilk. That just makes me laugh all over!

Pixies are truly a nuissance!

Somebody is to much sensitive o silly!

Phoebe has a German accent?