Half Full by Maria Scrivan for January 15, 2024

You didn’t. You stood still, and the road moved under you.

The parking lot at the feed store was full.

Why did you cross the road? To take a selfie when you got there, of course!

Chicks.

“…why did I cross the road.”

Because you’re selfish. Next, you’re going to double-cross it.

To peck around the greener grass on the other side, beyond the fence.

Now that she got here, she can’t remember why she came here in the first place. [I can relate to that.]

This is the problem with free range chickens.

What a clucking chicken…..to get to the other side, silly!

It was too far to walk around.

’Cause…

To get to the other joke.

Because the bridge was out.