You didn’t. You stood still, and the road moved under you.
The parking lot at the feed store was full.
Why did you cross the road? To take a selfie when you got there, of course!
Chicks.
“…why did I cross the road.”
Because you’re selfish. Next, you’re going to double-cross it.
To peck around the greener grass on the other side, beyond the fence.
Now that she got here, she can’t remember why she came here in the first place. [I can relate to that.]
This is the problem with free range chickens.
What a clucking chicken…..to get to the other side, silly!
It was too far to walk around.
’Cause…
To get to the other joke.
Because the bridge was out.
Kaputnik 6 months ago
You didn’t. You stood still, and the road moved under you.
Pharmakeus Ubik 6 months ago
The parking lot at the feed store was full.
phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago
Why did you cross the road? To take a selfie when you got there, of course!
PoodleGroomer 6 months ago
Chicks.
gammaguy 6 months ago
“…why did I cross the road.”
Because you’re selfish. Next, you’re going to double-cross it.
goboboyd 6 months ago
To peck around the greener grass on the other side, beyond the fence.
Doug K 6 months ago
Now that she got here, she can’t remember why she came here in the first place. [I can relate to that.]
rwh2 6 months ago
This is the problem with free range chickens.
Zebrastripes 6 months ago
What a clucking chicken…..to get to the other side, silly!
Jml58 6 months ago
It was too far to walk around.
T... 6 months ago
’Cause…
mistercatworks 6 months ago
To get to the other joke.
Shikamoo Premium Member 6 months ago
Because the bridge was out.