Strange Brew by John Deering for January 16, 2024

There’s supposed to be a mouse attached as well.

As long as he doesn’t download while on the laptop.

Output .. right ..

One thing missing from this spec sheet: all our cats have had microchips implanted.

Don’t forget the WIFI – Whiskers Implanted Facially In-front.

They act like antennae.

Also purring is telemetry back to the mothership.

It’s missing a purrbox.

Don’t interrupt me during my cat scan.

The guy’s nose is very Kliban-esque.

The stripes are Fee Lines.

It comes complete with a WIFI "rowrr"ter.

And when it jumps into your path as you’re trying to walk down the hall, it gets booted.

If only it was that easy.

Why aren’t there whiskers on the left side of his face?

holey probing proboscis, Batman!!

“Collar ID” — lol