Herman by Jim Unger for January 23, 2024

man i heard the slap sound from my place!

She’s going to see the gorillas

I remember as a child, thinking the Monkey House was the stinkiest area of the zoo.

But don’t you want to see your mother?

She definitely likes being cold.

She prefers a well-dressed crowd

She’s learning comportment from the well-dressed crowd.

She doesn’t monkey around with her insults.

[singing] I’m no kin to the monkey, the monkey’s no kin to me. I don’t know about your relations but the monkey’s no kin to me.

At least his ancestors have thumbs

“If EYE am having my family reunion with the monkeys, dear, it’s only fair that EWE have your family reunion with the hippos.”

I am not fond of the apes and monkeys…ewww

Sing DAYDREAM BELIEVER while you’re there.

How about you go meet your relatives at the Donkey Pen…….

He’s gonna visit his in-laws.

When I looked up my family tree, a monkey shite on me!!!

So…you’re coming to my family reunion?

He’s primitive and she’s frigid?