La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 24, 2024

How many Latinos who came here legally are at those whom Biden let in?

In the Spanish language strip he’s ready for wife number four. I’m confused.

Dunno, is prospective #3 an ex bondage model like Melanoma was?

The time he will be the wife and Putin will be the husband!

Lalo, Google florida state senator Ileana Garcia. She wants to use state funds to pay trump’s legal fees.

She is too cute/good looking for that Orange Gargoyle.

Do I understand the point of this strip to be that she herself would want to actually marry Disaster Pumpkin? Her own personal self? Having to live with him day in and day out? Being seen with him in public? Having to periodically do that thing that he evidently expects all his wives, girlfriends, mistresses, and hookers to submit to?

“Oooo that smell, can you smell that smell?”

I hear he might be ready for a new wife too, Since he would be matching Grover Clevland for two non-consecutive terms, he might also be wanting to match his being the only President to marry in the White House!

Fourth wife, third immigrant.

And I’d like to say that there is NOT enough money in the world for a woman to marry that skunk. Or man, let’s be fair. Maybe Trump will be looking for an immigrant husband.

I love his question!!

All I can figure is there are LOT of people out there with short memories. They forget his immigrant wives, his foot-dragging during the pandemic (which may have cost 100,000 lives), and the revolving door White House, where “brilliantly selected” problem-solvers came and went rapidly.

Whenever I ponder on how stupid tfg is, I realize he’s still smarter than his minions. Crikey!

And would you like that, ma’am?