Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 21, 2024

Bet it’s tails on both sides of the coin.

I have 4 rescue dogs. My youngest would have the turkey mostly eaten while the other reached for the coin.

Do the dog thing, and see what thing your owner does!!

That turkey would be devoured before the coin hit the floor!

Forgets them steenky heads and tails. Be a dog and does the dog thing.

Bet they do the dog thing anyway. What else would they do? Besides, there is always Chinese.

Do The RIght Thing, great movie

I’ll take “Things A Cat Would Say” for $100, Alex.

Two-Face the dog version

I believe they will do the dog thing no matter what.

The right thing IS the dog thing lol

The right thing is to teach those dumb humans a lesson by nabbing the turkey. What were they thinking by leaving it unguarded?

A dog’s gotta do what a dog’s gotta do.

Aren’t those the Bumpus’s dogs?

We had a Great Dane and the kitchen table was at the perfect height for stealing food. We once came into the kitchen to see him looking guilty and a big lick mark on the side of a birthday cake.

Heads I win, tails you lose.

Typical coinines.

I think they should just wing it.

Okay, two out of three . . . okay, three out of five . . . okay, four out of seven . . . .

Heads we eat with, tails we wag.

Heads…rats… okay, best two outta three!

Be aware, if it comes up Tails, I’m cutting y’all’s off, right behind your ears….