Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 03, 2024

Kinky—I mean stinky!

Personal odor is pretty diagnostic when it’s fresh. IMO, the older it gets, the more it resembles all the other rotten stuff.

From the sublime to . . . ?

At first, I thought that had all farted at the same time.

Ah the metric system! I was in my teens when my country transitioned from the Imperial system. Left me in a perpetual hodge podge of a mixed bag of units, which I navigate pretty well thank you. It still amazes me that I remember numbers like 12, 36, 1760, 5280…

I think the idea is to be running fast enough so that no one can tell it’s you.

Just BO with the flow.

Just one? It’s probably a group effort.

I saw a television show where they blindfolded a group of mothers and then had them try to identify their children’s clothes by smell. Their accuracy was almost 100 percent.

A pile of running shoes covered by Petrichor?

Okay, can someone enlighten me? I have no idea what this one is about.

Thats just gross, wash your stuff after every workout.