Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for August 07, 2024

Sorry kid. You’re going to be disappointed. Same thing happened with Girl Scout cookies.

Vegan shoes: They don’t eat meat.

The proceeding comic was brought to you by Birkenstock.

A customer at the Fort Restaurant near Denver, which features game meat, asked owner Sam Arnold “Do you serve vegetarian’s here?” “Yes, ma’am, everything we serve is a vegetarian. Except the rattlesnake.”

I really hadn’t thought much about what shoes eat.

I mean he’s not wrong

At that time Ms Portman was making “The Other Boleyn Girl”. With Eriv Bana and Scarlett Johannson. Natalie played Anne Boleyn and Scarlett played Mary Boleyn. And all three played characters in the MCU.

Yep. Using them as landfill