Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 31, 2024

Yeah, you really don’t want to get their attention.

Nobody honks at me when I drive. I wonder what I’m doing wrong.

You don’t want to make the geese angry. If you’re lucky they’ll only flap you. If you’re not so lucky they’ll do something else they’re known for.

We don’t really have a lot of geese around here, but if they’re anything like our mourning doves, instead of yelling you should be throwing rocks at them.

“They might miss you and hit me instead!”

Then there’s wild turkeys which like the suburbs. One morning, my nephew went out and three turkeys were asleep on his car and the rest of the flock was around it.

He must be one of those drivers who actually stop at stop signs. The honking is from the drivers behind him.

Don’t holler at the clouds, either, Ralph!!

Having a drake chase you can get VERY uncomfortable. lol

Do others honk at you if you have a big honker?

I was once parked with geese all around my car. I honked the horn on my car and the geese honked back.

Yeah, you’ll just honk them off.

They must have taken a gander at Ralph’s head.