Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 30, 2024

Oh, I have those every morning. Sometimes I think it would be easier to just drink it straight from the pot!

Now that is cute!

Chocolate-coated coffee beans will do the job. Bonuses: they taste even more delicious than brewed coffee, there’s no waiting for anything to brew, they’re not too hot or too cool, and cleanup’s a snap.

You sees all sortsa theengs until you is has coffee.

I need my glasses to find my glasses.

I love how her hair is “done”. Often tried, never managed to get mine to look like that.

That’s the kind of morning that I’m having.

That was me yesterday morning. It wasn’t pretty.

Coffee with a shot of expresso!

A double shot never hurt!

Cannibal coffee?

“Infinite Regression Coffee: For those times when Doctor Toon’s Nuclear Coffee for some incomprehensible reason isn’t strong enough.”

Have a couple coffee.

A cartoon I saw years ago showed a sleepy looking man who has removed the top of his head so he can pour the coffee directly on his brain. There are mornings I’ve wished I could do that.

Yo dawg, I heard you like coffee, so we put a coffee in yo coffee so you can drink while you drink.

Try espresso shots or liquid caffeine

Sadly, I don’t like coffee and caffeine messes with my tinnitus. I just have to be groggy until about, oh, bedtime. Or, if it’s really, really cold outside for our dawn walk.

I love these coffee-related strips and I post them for my team members to enjoy and chuckle at.