Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 22, 2024

I have always wanted glasses that would fool you into thinking I’m awake and paying attention.

Just paint an eyeball on your eyelids !! Works the same!!

Wish I could do that.

The eyes have it!

He better hope he never loses his glasses!

I was listening intently.

Have you seen my eyes? I know I left them around here somewhere.

She’s ok, they have free Wife Eye.

The Pale Man on his day off.

That gives a whole new meaning to “glass eye”.

I hear Jackson Browne singing Doctor, my eyes

My son used to say that when he was little. Never admitted that he ever slept.

When she takes his glasses for reading some fine print, he’ll say “I can’t take my eyes off of you.”

Creepy like the Outer Limits.

He’s come undone! LOL

Eye eye eye.

Even Mr. Potato Head has holes where his eyes are to go!

Okaaaaay……

It’s middle-aged Scooter (from The Muppet Show).

Checking for cracks….