Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 05, 2024

Vroom! Vroom!

Like Mary in HocusPocus

Since when did Broomie do what Gaylord said??

Maybe riding an iBroomie?

Remember “Bewitched Bunny,” where Hansel and Gretel were running from Witch Hazel’s house? “Ah, your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!”

But Nature abhors it.

Looks more comfortable.

I am more fond of the old fashioned broom.

I think a canister vac would be more comfortable

Next, she rides a Roomba…

Is leaving the plug unsecured a violation of FAA regulations?

If there is no noise, are dogs terrified anyway?

I think my great-grandfather fell off his horse the first time he heard that joke; he was laughing so hard.

Old joke.

This new model comes with a standard air bag.

It doesn’t look as comfortable as the broom.

Go cordless.

Do you think she’ll come across Sabrina somewhere.

\\//_

Vroom vroom vroom…….I’m coming through….

More modern would have been cordless!

I had to bring this up: Hocus Pocus by Disney or by Focus. Muxik to play your air guitar to!

https://youtu.Be/MV0F_XiR48Q

She needs a Nimble 2000

But the broom is more aerodynamic.

It should be cordless.

Um, I hate to point this out, but it isn’t plugged in!

Introducing the 2025 Suckmobile.

How about a Dyson? (Is Dyson still in business?)

Hoover Hilda has a nice ring to it!