Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 09, 2024

I’m pretty sure that’s against the Geneva Convention.

If it’s Weird Al then I’m in. If not, kindly take a hike.

MRI don’t think so!!!

Careful pal. His brain may just explodes.

Thank Dog they use earplugs when they put you in one of those.

Another accordion concerto that just won’t be heard, fortunately.

Please!!! No more! … just set this thing on deep-fat-fry and get it over with!

hopefully, he’s playing something from They Might Be Giants…

If there wasn’t something wrong before, there will be now.

What could go wrong here? Might the strong magnetic fields take control and ruin the music? Is that even possible when we’re talk about polka tunes?

No, thank you.

When I get MRIs or CTs, I always ask for no music. It is better to just use the ear plugs and tolerate the machine noice, than to have the machine noice compounded by interrupted music.

Is it true that the difference between an accordion and an onion is that no one cries when you cut open an accordion?

Acordian to this toon, he was thrown out of GH and banned for life…..

Captive audience

So we are just gonna ignore the ferrous metals in the accordion? the ferrous metals in the glasses? The street clothes on the patient? OK.

Aaaack!

Hey, it’s weird Al, “I love Rock N Roll” ;-)

Roll out the barrel,

He’ll have a barrel of fun?

Soon to be joined with Mr. Bagpipes playing to the beat of BANG-BANG-BANG…

FREEBIRD!!

The pounding of the machine is bad enough – now adding an accordion? How are you supposed to hear the Tech monitoring the machine. I don’t actually mind the accordion – if the music is of a genre I like. [NO country-western, please.]

He’s gonna require heavy sedation.

Nawwww. to terrorizw somebody in one of those. play the bagpipes.

You can hear the noise anyway despite the earplugs.

accordions should be outlawed

They give me earphones set for the volume of the room. You cannot hear anything but the machine after it gets going.

Better than bagpipes, I guess…(no, I don’t guess…I know!

His accordion is more important than the patient’s organ.

Oh yeah, because in this situation the patient is really going to be open to listening to your music and considering whether you have what it takes to succeed as a musician. Real good thinking, doc!

Pretty sure that the accordion has metal in it that the MRI will wreak havoc with.