Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 03, 2024

Small: Way too many “Camel” cigarettes. Large: “Bush” league beau.

Large: Obviously he didn’t have a clue as to her meaning.

- I have a “hunch”, Igor will never be the same…

- She also told him to “hit the road”, but the road was stronger…

And this on a Sunday….

She should have told him to get lost.

Did he remember to pack a kite?

What’s with the spade in Panel 1? Is the Doc going to bury that hump? Second Panel she should have told him to take a long walk off a short pier.

What hump?

Sadly, sadly he crossed the floor \\ And tirled at the pin: \\ Sadly went he through the door \\ Where sadly he cam’ in.

“O gin I had a popinjay \\ To fly abune my head, \\ To tell me what I ought to say, \\ I had by this been wed.

“O gin I find anither ladye,” \\ He said wi’ sighs and tears, \\ “I wot my coortin’ sall not be \\ Anither thirty years

“For gin I find a ladye gay, \\ Exactly to my taste, \\ I’ll pop the question, aye or nay, \\ In twenty years at maist.”

Igor’s getting measured for a new sack!

Evidently he’s not up with sarcasm!

Except for the idiots on youtub and tiktik, do people really do the “on the knee I’m beneath you proposal”?

1. You got a little sump’n on your back! No… the other side!

2. And there’s the reason for the hike! In case you were wonderin’…

hump maintenance…

Long past time for a Harrington rod, I would say.

Worse case of ‘bell ringer hump’ I have ever seen!

free clinic yes

Small: At least it’s not that annoying camel. Large: I’m sure she’s changed her mind after he did that for her and knowing he’s the rugged outdoors type.

Caption 2: She doesn’t find him engaging enough.

I have a HUNCH she’ll tell him to take a long walk off a short pier next.

Caption 1: ♪ Let’s get a physical…physical ♪

It’s Eye-Gore, and it’s just a Fetus in fetu.

13 is not his lucky number. He should use that ring to buy a clue.

He should have taken a hint.