Strange Brew by John Deering for January 31, 2024

Yeah good luck with that.

Our Foster boy just had surgery to remove bladder stones (TEN!) and has to wear a cone.

They now make a newer soft cone, which seems to be MUCH more comfortable for him.

Somebody was really thinking when they came up with this! :-))

“My elderly spinster owner thought I was an outrage to public decency.”

..slorp slorp.. blorp blorp.. Hey, mind yer own business.. what are ya lookin’ at? Lemme alone.. ya bother me.. go on git! Git outa here!"

Is it Lent already?

Looks like “the patch” is giving him help in quitting.

Why do dogs lick their privates? Because they can.

You’ll not succeed.

Why?

He’s trying to get clean.

It’s a trial for pet owners and neighbors, too, when a dog is forced to temporarily wear what amounts to a megaphone.