Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 10, 2024

For days of wine and roses.

Candy is Dandy But Liquor is Quicker Ogden Nash

Creative!

Days of Wine & Roses – Reader’s Digest version

What a difference aigu makes.

When she is an alcoholic.

Wine is fine eh.

Are they fresh(ly poured)?

Drink up, sweetie.

A bouquet of wine glasses?

When you drink one, wouldn’t the rest just dump out on your head?

“Happy ValenWines day.”

This could go in so many wrong directions.

For me? You shouldn’t have!

Oh my! Her cups runneth over…..

Days of Wine as Roses

She´ll need a dozen step program next.

That’s right. Poison her slowly with alcohol.

It has a wonderful bouquet.

I wouldn’t sneeze at that!!!!!!!!! :)

I’ll drink to that!

If that doesn’t get her drunk, nothing will.

If a comic ever reminded me of my daughter…this is it.