Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for January 25, 2024

He has them for dinner?

Qats are excellent company.

They sure do. Truer words have never been spoken.

Although, not as completely versatile as Shmoos.

Very well behaved qats. All sitting nicely in chairs, not on the table

These qats are excellent all-around companions.

Glad to see he’s sharing his wine with them.

Qat chat.

Who ya callin a pet!…

A puuuurfect gentleman! Kats are all class! ☺️❤️

It’s absolutely true.

The gods are pets also?

“What do you mean us, humie?”

…and the cats were thinking, “he makes a really good servant!”

Sign in front of a vet’s office:

IF THE WORLD WERE FLAT, CATS WOULD PUSH EVERYTHING OFF

The qats have a private discussion:

Qat1: He doesn’t know?

Qat2: He can’t, as he doesn’t really understand it either!!

Qat3: No, he doesn’t — really, there are more of us than him…

Qat 1: …and he buys food for us!!

Qat 2: He feeds us —

Qat 3: — and doesn’t become offended when we haq up a hairball!! So, I suggest that we don’t at all protest his self righteous suggestion and keep him for as long as he continues to feed us!!

Qat 1 and Qat 2: Aye meow!!

Qat 3: Aye meow with you two!! So, he remains ours!!