Close to Home by John McPherson for February 08, 2024

Sit back and relax honey. This is gonna take some time.

Finally I know what I’ll be doing if I ever retire from comics.

Bleeb has grown a bunch! Look how big he looks at that distance.

No whining.

No wonder their backs are hurting so bad; there’s no lift gate on that truck; and PULL UP A LITTLE MORE!

Got a massage chair and only one guy showed up with it. His back was shot too. So I definitely helped him bring the chair in. I would have let him use the chair but I had to assemble it, of course.

Lift with your legs, not your back! … and stop being a pain in the neck! …and knees!

(Bleeb’s cousin Snarfwasp, or sump’n like that, has made an appearance. John told us what his name is around the holidays, but I’ve already forgotten it. I think it’s Narwat? …maybe?….but I’m too lazy to go back and look.)

Yes Congress, up the age of Social Security. Men and women with these kinds of jobs are done by age 60! Most appliance movers I see are young people.

Lift with your leg’s dummy.

They’re waiting for the lady to move the chair her self…

Use your abdominal muscles! Where’s your dolly?

Helpful tip: you may start with only one or two and be in AGONY, but using an ab roller WILL strengthen your lower back!

Two Men and a Truss

Discslippingly funny!

In other words, a DIY delivery service

“Disc out” movers.

how do they manage to stay in business?? Their doctor/chiropractor/PT bills must be outrageous!

“I got it. I got it! I don’t got it!!!!” RIP Ron Carey!!!!!! :)

Oof!

Find Bleeb in today’s “Rabbits Against Magic”…

When it absolutely positively has to be there 3 weeks from now.

5% discount with herniated L4 disk