Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 13, 2024

The fish slammed the door.

He overestimated his control.

Either the cats told Carmen to lock him out once they had the catnip or Carmen didn’t like him trying to control her cats as she controls Chaz.

Reminds me of the joke about which body part is the boss of the body.

HAPPY MARDI GRAS to all!

He’s the supreme controller only when he’s in-the house…other wise just a pooch who dreams

Hello Poncho: You are very observant. You see how the world around you works. But, you didn’t see that one coming.

And rock, (which beats scissors, which beats paper), also loses to paper.

Well, historically speaking, most supreme controllers get exiled once in a while. “Able was I ere I saw Elba.” Emporer Napoleon(in exile)

wanna run that by me again… :J

Well as the old joke about alien visitors goes, they’d probably assume the dogs were the masters by the fact that humans follow them around an retrieve their excrement…

Now he’s the supreme controller of the outdoors

Ha! I totally thought that window was a framed picture on my first read-through. “What a weird photo to hang on your wall…wait, that’s a window.”

He can dream, can’t he?