Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for November 30, 2024

Ah! The classic Moo-moo (or muu-muu). The airy, unbelted dress that looks so striking on females of any species. Excellent choice.

Do you have it in other colors?

Does this dress emphasize my hips?

You look like a cow in that dress. (words I usually would dare not say)

Holy cow!

“Wait! I recognize this pattern! This dress isn’t me, it’s AUNT PATTY!”

Do you have this in a tiger stripe pattern?

I’ll take it. It reminds me of my Mother. WAIT! WAIT! It WAS my Mother!

She’s Holstein a cocktail party.

ka-color blind

Do you have anything in guernsey?

Better also get a ze-bra to cover her udder thingies, if sitting in chair.

all the bulls will be moo-gooling you

Does it make me look fat, like a cow?

I dunno… a guernsey wearing a holstein outfit?… kinda clashes if you ask me!